the rikshaw ride
rikshaw rides are becoming expensive, i say. yesterdays rikshaw ride from shoppe to jail road.
me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
sehrish: sarah, uff, itna zor ka na hasso rikshaw wala kia kahay ga
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH usko awaz aye gi toh kuch bolay ga na
mahvash: yar pichle dafa yaad haina sarah ne kia kya tha?
sara azeem: wo kissi ko bhool saktah hai
me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA mujhe bachao i cant freaking control my hassi
sehrish: what the fuck are you laughing at?
sara: jo pichle dafa howa tha shes laughing at that.
me: hahahahaha NOOOOOOOOO you bitches! you dont get it. i m laughing at our situation. with suniya not giving us the ride back to the college.
sehrish: uncle yeh rikshaw ulte ga toh nahi?
rikshaw wala: kia baji?
sehrish: YEH RIKSHAW ULTE GA TOH NAHI?
rikshaw wala: baaji awaz nahi aarahee
sara, mahvish, me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
sehrish: yaar zara right side pe ho k bethna mahviish rikshaw ulta toh yeh dono humare pe giray geen.
*silence for 1 min*
me: hahahaha a a a a a a a a
sehrish: main toh yeh soch rehee hoon agar yeh rikshaw ulta toh saray log jama ho jaye gay main toh side se nikal aao gi.
me: yaar tumhay yaad hai, 1 dafa suniya gaba rikhsaw main phus gayee thee?
sehrish, mahvish, sara, me: HAHAHAHHA
*a guy on his bike falls down, we dont exactly know who was at fault but i think it was the rikshaw walas fault*
sehrish: yaar mujhe yehee utaro. paidal chalay jaye gain. yeh toh maar hi de ga humain.
mahvish: bus saath hi college hai kher hai.
sehrish: kia matlab kher hai? kher hai k hum jail road pe maray gay saath hi omar hospital hai wahan admit hon gay?
me: wese jub tum logo ki shakalain while color ki patii main hon gi na toh meri hassi nahi rukay gi.
sara: beta aap humare saath waheen hon gi.
me: i know that, idiot, laikin phir bhee haassi aye gi.
sara: main tumhay dekh k hasson gi.
sehrish: aur phir hum sub ko wo pagal khanay main daal dein gay?
sara: ser pe gehri chor lagnay ki waja se
me: kitni cheap lerkian ho wese tum
*inside the college*
sehrish: yeh lo pachass rupay
rikshaw wala: nahi baji meney 70 mangay thay. (whats 70 in urdu?)
me: yeh lo 10 rupay.
rikshaw wala: dekhin baji meney apko pehle hi kaha tha. aisaa toh na kere.
me: dekho apko college k ander le ker aye hain, poondi ho gayee. 10 rupay pooray.
rikshaw wala: jee?
sherish: yeh lo 10 rupay
me: shuker hai tumne de diye werna wo toh buss ronay wala hi tha.
me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
sehrish: sarah, uff, itna zor ka na hasso rikshaw wala kia kahay ga
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH usko awaz aye gi toh kuch bolay ga na
mahvash: yar pichle dafa yaad haina sarah ne kia kya tha?
sara azeem: wo kissi ko bhool saktah hai
me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA mujhe bachao i cant freaking control my hassi
sehrish: what the fuck are you laughing at?
sara: jo pichle dafa howa tha shes laughing at that.
me: hahahahaha NOOOOOOOOO you bitches! you dont get it. i m laughing at our situation. with suniya not giving us the ride back to the college.
sehrish: uncle yeh rikshaw ulte ga toh nahi?
rikshaw wala: kia baji?
sehrish: YEH RIKSHAW ULTE GA TOH NAHI?
rikshaw wala: baaji awaz nahi aarahee
sara, mahvish, me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
sehrish: yaar zara right side pe ho k bethna mahviish rikshaw ulta toh yeh dono humare pe giray geen.
*silence for 1 min*
me: hahahaha a a a a a a a a
sehrish: main toh yeh soch rehee hoon agar yeh rikshaw ulta toh saray log jama ho jaye gay main toh side se nikal aao gi.
me: yaar tumhay yaad hai, 1 dafa suniya gaba rikhsaw main phus gayee thee?
sehrish, mahvish, sara, me: HAHAHAHHA
*a guy on his bike falls down, we dont exactly know who was at fault but i think it was the rikshaw walas fault*
sehrish: yaar mujhe yehee utaro. paidal chalay jaye gain. yeh toh maar hi de ga humain.
mahvish: bus saath hi college hai kher hai.
sehrish: kia matlab kher hai? kher hai k hum jail road pe maray gay saath hi omar hospital hai wahan admit hon gay?
me: wese jub tum logo ki shakalain while color ki patii main hon gi na toh meri hassi nahi rukay gi.
sara: beta aap humare saath waheen hon gi.
me: i know that, idiot, laikin phir bhee haassi aye gi.
sara: main tumhay dekh k hasson gi.
sehrish: aur phir hum sub ko wo pagal khanay main daal dein gay?
sara: ser pe gehri chor lagnay ki waja se
me: kitni cheap lerkian ho wese tum
*inside the college*
sehrish: yeh lo pachass rupay
rikshaw wala: nahi baji meney 70 mangay thay. (whats 70 in urdu?)
me: yeh lo 10 rupay.
rikshaw wala: dekhin baji meney apko pehle hi kaha tha. aisaa toh na kere.
me: dekho apko college k ander le ker aye hain, poondi ho gayee. 10 rupay pooray.
rikshaw wala: jee?
sherish: yeh lo 10 rupay
me: shuker hai tumne de diye werna wo toh buss ronay wala hi tha.
posted by Sarah at 4:56 PM
12 Comments:
lolz!! rickshaw drivers should always be treated in that manner.. they are such greedy souls I tell ya. the last line was killer and rickshaw ulat toh nahi jayegi was ever more killer =P
sattar, and I thought my urdu sucked
So Sad. I wish you are born again as a rickshaw driver in your next life.
abdul i m not against any rikshaw person. besides we gave him the money he wanted. although, he took more. if i get customers like us , i ll be glad to be a rikshaw driver.
haww hai...meri friend and mujhsey tou the rickshaw waley nay 175 liyay for maasooms sey BNU tak.Dayum! Lootofyed!!
lol...rickshaw walay kee poondi ho gayee ! lol
oh,from me a ching-chi driver took 10 rupees from model town petrol pump to lahore gymkhana. :P
lol.. it was hilarious... hahahah
maze ka tha bohat
yaay for rickshaw rides :P
I've travelled in a rickshaw only tiwce and that too I made this friend of mine, stop the rickshaw and made him deal with all the price and everything and then just sat and came home :p
and she posts! finally :)
hahahahaha!!!! omg i'm going to read that again!
:D hahaha, seriously he shud have given u ppl atleast 10 rs ka discount for the pondi sake
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