Thursday, November 24, 2005

listening to your time has come by audioslave.

while walking down the street from college today. with my 5 other immediate friends to mc donalds (for those who dont know it is 2 mins away from our college on walking distance). i saw a dick. YES, YOU HEARD ME. dick. a man on his bi cycle popping out his dick. IMAGINE! i didnt notice at first until my other friend held my hand and said OH MY GOD, dick. i looked that way. there it was, coming towards us. my immediate reaction was screaming/running ofcourse. 2 girls litrelly screaming their asses off on the most busiest boulevard of lahore. the other 3 looking at us with paranoid eyes. they d no idea until we started screaming SHIT MAN DICK. we went to mc donalds and told 'em what happened. they obviously laughed their asses off creating a whole scene like we did on the raod. on our way back we saw that man again, and luckily there was police around, so we reported him but by that time he ran away on his fucking cycle.

i had heard so many stories like this before from friends/aquaintances/batch mates but i always made fun of em and now, when it happened to me, i felt SO disgusted :\. i seriously wished i d a cup of hot tea and in my hand - i swear i d thrown it right into his penis. but too bad. anyways, so the question is: what do men get by just showing their dick in public? i mean wtf is so thrilling 'bout that? :|

fittay moo uska

10 Comments:

Blogger Sofia said...

i've had a similar experiennce....only i was in an elevator with a litte cousin..and some dumbfuck came in and undid his zipper right there...i got the hell out of there and complained to the security guy but he got away too

November 24, 2005 6:38 PM  
Blogger search said...

lols.
dude this has happened with so many other people before.its just crazy.

my cousin has seen this guy so many times outside shehzan bakery,modeltown with him playing with his thing.

they are just brainsick,around the bend people.

haha how insane wesay.

November 24, 2005 8:17 PM  
Blogger DysfunctionaL said...

so umm.. did u guys still have the appetite to eat after? =P

November 25, 2005 10:07 AM  
Blogger Saady said...

lol....that is funny...sad but funny..
I saw a dick yesterdya as well. Richard "Dick" Milton...i mean I dont get it..why wud u want to call a richard ... dick...i mean its just weird...and the funniest thing was i was looking at his certificates in his room and most of them went to..this certificate is presented to dick for outstanding outdoors volunteer work...lol..and I was like..whoa..lol\

anywyas....good luck ...and i bet that man disgusts u in ur nightmares now..lol ..btw that was really funny....

November 25, 2005 8:02 PM  
Blogger damned said...

eww.

November 26, 2005 12:38 AM  
Blogger Sapphire said...

ewwwww. ewwwwwwwww. ewwwwwwwww. puke. i wanna PUKE.

November 26, 2005 9:37 AM  
Blogger Acro said...

sad and Very Sad

November 26, 2005 10:37 AM  
Blogger completely incomplete said...

we had a similar thing happened to us .. but the dude came to our school at chuty time n flached us..n we were only 12 at tht time .. lol .. freacked us out majorly

November 26, 2005 12:56 PM  
Blogger aggressive said...

wtf?!! thats weird n disgusting!! n this is the first time ive heard something like this..are all Lahoris like that?! j/k :p
but ewww! agree with sadaf.. :@

November 26, 2005 11:48 PM  
Blogger Mr. Khurram said...

Well, A man doesn't need to show that he has a Dick coz everybody knows he has. Only ASS HOLES need to prove that they also 've. May God show him the right Path.

God bless you.....

November 27, 2005 4:43 AM  

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