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If I were a month I would be: September.

If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday.

If I were a time of day I would be: 5 PM.

If I were a planet I would be: Pluto (i dunno, since i read 'bout the planets, i always had this thing fo' pluto of all the planets, pretty wierd i know)

If I were a direction I would be: Dunno, never thought 'bout it. North would do probably. Somewhere cold.

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A comfortable couch.

If I were a sin I would be: damnation.

If I were a historical figure I would be: Ummm, duchess of some far far away land.

If I were a liquid I would be: Coke. Black water =D

If I were a stone, I would be: A simple plain one who is ignored by everyone and always left in the corner =P no fancy shancy.

If I were a bird, I would be: Dunno much 'bout birds. But i'll love to be a bird in a lilac color, something soft.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: A black rose, definitelyy!

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: wind.

If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a unicorn.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a piano.

If I were an animal, I would be: a tiger.

If I were a color, I would be: silver.

If I were an emotion, I would be: excitement.

If I were a vegetable, I would be: garlic.

If I were a sound, I would be: the kind of sound a storm produces, something like that.

If I were an element, I would be: water, is that an element? =S

If I were a car, I would be: something breathtaking like this.

If I were a song, I would be: "Coming back to life" by Pink Floyd.

If I were a movie, I would be directed by: NOT syed noor or other crap thats for sure.

If I were a book, I would be written by: Harper Lee, or maybe Stephen King.

If I were a food, I would be: PIZZA.

If I were a place, I would be: Paris.

If I were a material, I would be: not something rough =S.

If I were a taste, I would be: something spicy.

If I were a scent, I would be: something light.

If I were a religion, I would be: really really confused.

If I were a word, I would be: paranoid.

If I were an object, I would be: a make-up kit perhaps?

If I were a body part I would be: cheeks.

If I were a facial expression I would be: does observing count?

If I were a subject in school I would be: english literature.

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Homer Simpson or Sponge bob [because, hes quite dumb like me =p]

If I were a shape I would be a: rectangle.

If I were a number I would be: 3.